Tonight, as thousands and thousands all over the world watch for a jolly fats man to interrupt into their home, eat their meals and pinch their alcohol, wonders what every Premier League membership’s followers needs on Christmas Day.

Chelsea – A brand new striker

Expensive Father Christmas, should you might give Chelsea followers a brand new striker, that may be nice

It’s the one evident bullet level underlined in triplicate on the prime of each Chelsea supporter’s Christmas listing this 12 months. The Blues’ resolution to promote Diego Costa on the behest of Antonio Conte has been nothing in need of a catastrophe as a consequence of the truth that substitute Alvaro Morata has desperately lacked consistency and struggled underneath the psychological pressures of the position. Again-up striker Olivier Giroud has not been a lot better and so a brand new entrance man (ideally one who can rating targets frequently) is badly wanted.

Bournemouth – A lifetime contract for Eddie Howe

Christmas is all in regards to the Son of God, however Bournemouth have their very own lord and saviour, who shall be celebrated on the south coast. The place would the Cherries be with out Eddie Howe? He’s the person who has guided them from the brink of collapse to the Premier League, enjoying what many would name ‘the correct model of soccer’. It may possibly solely be a Christmas want, however how blissful would Bournemouth followers be if Howe signed a contract protecting him at Dean Court docket without end.

West Ham – A top quality central midfielder

Not since Mohamed Diame in 2013 have West Ham had a very dominant central midfield participant. The Senegalese star was instrumental for Sam Allardyce following the Hammers’ return to the Premier League six years in the past.

This season, Manuel Pellegrini has been compelled to experiment with Robert Snodgrass and Declan Rice within the engine room due to Jack Wilshere and Carlos Sanchez’s accidents. Having turned a nook in latest weeks, the east Londoners should push on and present their ambition within the switch market.

Tottenham – @talkingTHFC on Twitter needs a brand new dwelling

Dear Father Christmas, please give Tottenham a place to call home

Expensive Father Christmas, please give Tottenham a spot to name dwelling

You see plenty of homeless appeals right now of 12 months, and rightly so.

However by no means did I believe this could be relevant to a soccer membership, definitely not one as massive as Tottenham Hotspur.

All I would like for Christmas this 12 months is a stadium. Not Wembley, not Twickenham and positively not Stadium:MK.

With the information that yet one more recreation has been shifted to the alleged ‘dwelling of soccer’, Spurs followers are extra determined than ever to return dwelling.

Spirits couldn’t be greater after our heroics in Barcelona, however now could be time for Levy Claus to ship the one current all of us desperately crave: our new stadium.

Everton – Liverpool to cease being good

Dear Father Christmas, Everton fans would really love it if Liverpool weren’t so bloody good this season

Expensive Father Christmas, Everton followers would actually find it irresistible if Liverpool weren’t so bloody good this season

Now this actually is a pipe dream… however Christmas is a time for miracles. Everton supporters actually wish to see their native rivals cease being so good, particularly now, for the primary time in ages, they might really win the Premier League. It have to be annoying for the Goodison Park devoted; Everton have lastly obtained a prime class supervisor and a great squad, which is choosing up outcomes and enjoying entertaining soccer, but the one factor anybody can speak about is that purple lot from throughout Stanley Park.

Watford – A brand new striker

Watford supporters are pleading for a second half of the season that doesn’t observe the membership’s common template of ‘miserably woeful’, and getting a brand new striker for Christmas could be quite pretty. Andre Grey, Troy Deeney and Isaac Success are good however don’t actually rating targets, Gerard Deulofeu is simply not a striker, and Stefano Okaka is nowhere to be discovered. As Javi Gracia shall be singing within the run as much as Christmas: ‘Santa Child, slip a striker underneath the tree for me…’

Fulham – Dedryck Boyata

Dear Father Christmas, could you give Fulham a new defender, Dedryck Boyata from Celtic to be precise

Expensive Father Christmas, might you give Fulham a brand new defender, Dedryck Boyata from Celtic to be exact

Fulham have to bolster their ranks in January and the Celtic defender could be the right signing to strengthen their defence.

New boss Claudio Ranieri shall be given cash to spend within the switch window and reigniting their curiosity in Dedryck Boyata ought to be on the prime of their Christmas wishlist.

Celtic supervisor Brendan Rodgers has admitted it’s doubtless Boyata will transfer on in January looking for a bumper new deal and, with is contract up in the summertime, Fulham might do nicely when within the New 12 months gross sales.

Liverpool – A protecting protect for Virgil van Dijk

It ought to be no shock that Liverpool are Premier League contenders after lastly fixing their again line.

On the time of writing, the Reds have conceded fewer than another crew due to the growing centre-back partnership between Virgil van Dijk and Joe Gomez.

Nevertheless, with Gomez now out with a leg fracture, Jurgen Klopp can’t afford any extra accidents on the again and a blow to Van Dijk could be catastrophic for his or her title desires.

Liverpool’s assault is a weapon however sustaining their defensive type shall be essential of their quest to finish a 29-year watch for the league title – and Van Dijk is the cornerstone.

Southampton – Saints fan Alex Criminal thinks some wins could be useful

Dear Father Christmas, Southampton fans would really love some more wins if you could swing that?

Expensive Father Christmas, Southampton followers would actually love some extra wins should you might swing that?

It has been a depressing couple of years at St Mary’s as Saints have gone from being perennial European contenders to relegation fodder.

Followers yearn for the times watching their crew play high-pressing, attacking soccer underneath Ronald Koeman and Mauricio Pochettino.

The appointment of forward-thinking Ralph Hassenhuttl as supervisor has no less than restored a few of the misplaced feel-good issue, however the Austrian will want a good switch kitty to hit the January gross sales with if he’s to maintain Southampton within the Premier League.

A no-nonsense centre-back and free-scoring ahead are additionally excessive on the followers’ Christmas wish-list.

Arsenal – A brand new centre-back

It truly is time to get the chequebook out and signal a prime class centre-back as a result of in the event that they don’t, then Arsenal might miss out on the Champions League. They’ve been hampered in latest months by the absences of Shkodran Mustafi, Rob Holding, Sokratis Papastathopoulos, Laurent Koscielny and Konstantinos Mavropanos by damage or suspension.

Newcastle – A brand new proprietor

Dear Father Christmas, can you give Newcastle fans a new owner? They’d really appreciate that

Expensive Father Christmas, are you able to give Newcastle followers a brand new proprietor? They’d actually admire that

In a ready assertion following Newcastle’s final recreation of the 2017/18 season in opposition to Chelsea, proprietor Mike Ashley careworn that “Rafa, as at all times, has my full assist.”

That was demonstrated for all to see in the summertime, eh? Newcastle spent simply £22.5m within the switch window, whereas newly-promoted aspect Fulham – confirmed their ambition by spending £105m on new additions – the third highest within the division.

Ashley’s reign has primarily been “all discuss no motion” – and now could be the time for motion to be taken. A brand new daybreak for the Magpies is so badly wanted.

Huddersfield – A pure aim scorer

Discovering the online has been a battle for Huddersfield since getting promoted to the Premier League. Final season they discovered methods to get outcomes which finally helped them keep up. This season has been a lot worse. Aaron Mooy and Mathias Jorgensen are Huddersfield’s joint-top scorers in the meanwhile with a grand outdated whole of two. It’s clear a striker is required pronto.

Brighton – A Chris Hughton who won’t ever develop outdated

Dear Father Christmas, could you please grant Chris Hughton immortality?

Expensive Father Christmas, might you please grant Chris Hughton immortality?

Has anybody invented a potion to make individuals immortal but? If that’s the case, Brighton followers would love their supervisor, who not too long ago turned 60, to have a swig. Hughton obtained the job in 2014 when the Seagulls had been struggling close to the underside of the Championship and never solely guided them to security, however has established them as a Premier League aspect.

Cardiff – A brand new striker

The January switch window shall be key for Neil Warnock’s males – they need to make reinforcements and a striker must be on the prime of their Christmas want listing.

They’ve already deployed Callum Paterson as a makeshift striker this season and Warnock admitted they’d be misplaced with out the Scotland worldwide.

Regardless of being signed as a right-back final 12 months, the followers’ favorite has shone up prime, however Paterson alone received’t be sufficient to maintain the Bluebirds up.

Man Metropolis – For Jesus to maintain scoring targets

Dear Father Christmas, can you please give Gabriel Jesus more goals please?

Expensive Father Christmas, are you able to please give Gabriel Jesus extra targets please?

Manchester Metropolis’s season has been going very nicely, nevertheless, issues haven’t labored out for 21-year-old striker Gabriel Jesus, who till his double within the 3-1 win in opposition to Everton, had only one league strike to his identify within the 2018/19 season. Given Sergio Aguero’s present damage drawback, a purple patch in entrance of aim wouldn’t go amiss.

Wolves – European soccer

You possibly can’t qualify for Europe at Christmas time, however some presents are well worth the wait! Wolves’ outcomes up to now have opened the door to assist them compete for a Europa League qualification place. They’re scorching on the heels of Manchester United, so Europa League soccer just isn’t essentially out of the query. It might additionally assist the membership hold maintain of a few of their prized belongings.

Leicester – A Jamie Vardy celebration

Dear Father Christmas, please give Jamie Vardy a party

Expensive Father Christmas, please give Jamie Vardy a celebration

Jamie Vardy’s having a celebration. It’s a music that was by no means extra acceptable than on that Monday night time in 2016 when he invited his team-mates to his home to observe Chelsea v Tottenham.

Spurs did not win, Leicester received the Premier League and Vardy had a large celebration, as did the remainder of town. The striker additionally scored 24 Premier League targets and rejected a transfer to Arsenal – what a time to be a Leicester supporter and extra of that may not go amiss.

Burnley – To get the attention of the tiger again

Supervisor Sean Dyche feels his aspect have misplaced it this season. They’re combating close to the underside of the Premier League desk, however the boss is engaged on fixing it. “To get that, it’s like a great boxer,” Dyche defined. “He will get again within the health club, simply as we have now to get again on that coaching pitch and work exhausting, as a result of altering issues round all comes from a base of exhausting work.” Followers nonetheless smiling from their efficiency final season will hope they get it again quickly.

Manchester United – Their outdated United again

Dear Father Christmas, can you give Man United fans a new manager? And make it someone who gets supporters excited, too

Expensive Father Christmas, are you able to give Man United followers a brand new supervisor? And make it somebody who will get supporters excited, too

Think about Rudolph began passionately disliking Santa for not letting him sit on the entrance of his sleigh and you’ll mainly sum up the facility battle at Previous Trafford. Jose Mourinho’s inflexible ways apparently restricted Paul Pogba, who was diminished to a spot on the bench within the supervisor’s ultimate video games in cost.

Mourinho has gone and with hated rivals Man Metropolis and Liverpool dominating the league enjoying engaging soccer, United followers have to be hoping govt vice-chairman Ed Woodward brings in somebody able to doing the identical.

Crystal Palace – A confirmed goalscorer

It’s truthful to say the Eagles are in a spot of trouble this season. Nevertheless, a pure goalscorer would alleviate these issues immediately. With Wilfried Zaha and Andros Townsend on the flanks, an absence of service is not going to be a problem, so supervisor Roy Hodgson should discover a participant able to changing probabilities in essential moments for his aspect.

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